Highway Blues I almost died yesterday on the highway; for the millionth time someone pulled out (fucking idiot) in front of me while I was going 65 or so and stopped looking like some completely helpless sheep and burst into tears as I bore down on her knowing she would die and I would die momentarily and I thought for a L O N G second about not applying the brakes and putting us both out of our misery but then my instinct for survival kicked into gear and I slammed on the brakes and did a beautiful 360 and the look of ultimate terror and eternal gratitude on her face was better than a Warhol painting or a David Lynch film and I drove away missing some tread and in need of a bathroom.
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