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when i moved to Phoenix a few years ago i had a hard time getting going and after getting kicked out of the place i was staying i somehow found myself this awesome deal sharing a deceptive looking home with a lonely fat girl. well turned out that this $75 a month if i did the yard work house was a slum-in-training and i soon found myself dodging giant bugs, mad dogs and flying bullets. eventually i found myself dodging the lonely proprietess as well, who found in me a seemingly willing listener to whom she could turn at all hours of the day, whether i was in the shower or in bed. i invariably found myself waking up in the morning and spitting the sewer roaches out of my mouth; frantically swatting at jumping tarantulas, and stomping on black widows. i am proud of the fact that i lasted 6 months in this environment before i moved downtown to gangville Phoenix, secure in the knowledge that i would actually be safer.
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